dear professor, do you live in a vacuum?
2008, Subito Press
an excerpt from Dear Professor, Do You Live in a Vacuum?
I should have dropped your class.
If I’d known how badly I was going to do,
I’d have found another way to get credit.
All I needed was a C.
There should be a class for people like me.
It might be a relief for both of us.
Think about it.
You wouldn’t expect very much,
and we wouldn’t disappoint you.